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The proof is in the pussy

Similar to “the proof is in the pudding”, but gay. The person appreciates the sentiment but will only believe you once you’ve accomplished the task.
Julie: “I’m finally going to clean the kitchen tonight.”
Laura: “Alright, but the proof is in the pussy.”
by anonymous February 9, 2022
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no proof

used by people who don't have maidens or members, as they need proof for everything.
"wow you said ratio the most"

"no proof 🥶🥶"
by big shot || May 22, 2022
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izzy proofing

literally just baby proofing it, nothing else just baby proofing it
random person: bro we gotta start izzy proofing the house, she's coming around soon
other random person: yeah we should do that, or she'll get to the knives like last time
by I_am_eeeeeeee411 December 13, 2022
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Zoombomb-proof

Describes a virtual meeting or online event that is protected from zoom-bombing or other forms of intrusion.
We need to make sure our virtual conference is zoombomb-proof, we can't afford any disruptions.
by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023
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No cave painting no proof

Used when a picture has been given as proof but you feel you need more proof or you just want to win an argument.
Guy: Dude you are so gay!
You: Bro no I am not.
Guy: Yes, you totally are.
You: No pic no proof!
*Guy presents picture of you having gay sex*
You: That wasn't me!
Guy: Yes it was!
You: No cave painting no proof!
Guy: Damn, I guess it wasn't you.
by Initial Definition May 27, 2015
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Burden of Proof

In layman terms: If a person claims something is a fact, it is their buobligation to prove it. It's not the obligation of others to disprove it. This is often brought up in arguments between religious people and atheist.
Religious person: "I know for a fact that there is a God!"

Me: "Can you prove it?"

Religious person: " Well, you can't disprove it!"

Me: "That's not how it works. I'm not obligated to disprove god. You're obligated to prove the existence of God. You're the one who made the claim. If I told you that bigfoot is real, I would have to prove it to you. You wouldn't have to disprove it to me."

Atheist: "I know for a fact that there is no god!"

Me: "Can you prove it?"

Atheist "I don't have to prove a neg..."

Me "Wrong! If you claim that it is a fact that there is no god, you make it a positive. You DO now have burden of proof."
by TN agnostic December 26, 2021
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A one off proof of concept to test a theory or gather data that organically evolves into a nightmare of poor structure, unmaintainable code, and general technical debt. The evolution into this nightmare form is typically driven by business will to 'Get it into prod' , ever changing customer requirements, and assumption that we're completely invalid from the start of the project.
Manager: Hey the VP of Sales wants that PoC to go into production. How

Dev: It's not even close to being a viable production ready system.
Manager: Yeah you know how A Quote Unquote Proof of Concept goes. So how long before you can put it out there for people to use?
by hel112570 August 30, 2023
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