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Procrastination

Friend: What is the meaning of procrastination
Me: I will tell you the definition later ; )
Friend: :0
by Procrastinating everything September 1, 2019
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Executive Procrastination

1. An advanced form of procrastination wherein a specific task is avoided to complete another equally important task.

2. Avoiding something important by doing something equally important, but where time isn't necessarily a factor.
Some examples of 'Executive Procrastination' are:

Avoiding writing an essay by sorting out rent.

Avoiding going to the dentist by going to the gym.
by MazaBaza March 30, 2009
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relevant procrastination

Performing arguably "useful" searches in a store or on the internet when in fact you're just wasting time and goofing off.
Instead of scouring the bookstore or internet for assistance with his calculus homework, Steve spent untold hours engaged in relevant procrastination researching netbook computers "for his mom".
by fuzzygreysocks May 10, 2010
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Reverse Procrastination

When one finishs a project long before the due date and then forgetting about the project completely.

Reverse procrastination can lead to lack of editing, forgetting the due date, or losing the project completly.
I completed a project two months before the due date, but because of reverse procrastination, I forgot where I put it.
by fufulord December 18, 2014
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Procrasturbation

Basically, the combination of procrastination and masturbation. The constant need to masterbate when you should really be doing something more productive with your life. It generally makes you feel relieved until you realise you just wasted 2-30 minutes of potential studying, getting yourself off.
1. Student - "You ready for this exam buddy"

Student 2 - "Fuck no, I barely studied at all. Last night I procrasturbated like it was going out of style."

2. Student - "Shit these exams have been going on way too long, my dick is red raw from so much procrasturbation!"
by Des-Troy May 19, 2010
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Procrastibaying

Making purchases on ebay as a form of procrastination when you should be studying for exams.
hey man how are your property notes going
not so good man, I just spent four hours procrastibaying and bought nine shirts
by LexGU June 14, 2011
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Procrasturbation

When one has a project to work on, but chooses to pleasure themselves instead, thus having less time to work on said project.
The student was unable to make the deadline, as he was preoccupied with procrasturbation.
by lindenboy95 October 14, 2012
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