Practicable

A skill that could be learned and/or improved with practice

Football is a practicable sport,the more you will practice it the better you will get at it

by Ridhiman July 29, 2024

Practical Bullshit

A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.

Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."

Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"

Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".

Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.

by Tomstoppable September 30, 2012

practicing ass

the act of dicking around without purpose, usually by a small child.

Mom: “What is Dez doing with that toy?”
Dad: “He’s just practicing ass...he don’t do nothing with sense.”

by MrE150 December 31, 2021

Practice Phil

What you say when you don't know what to say.

"Hey what do you think about my pop-edm gay orgy?"

"Practice Phil"

by pitems69 January 15, 2021

practice amp

A musicians amplifyer in which is small and easy to bring around for band practices without hauling around large cabs.

“Thank god Jimmy got that practice amp, now he doesn’t have to bring his head and cab everywhere!”

by Banana121212 March 3, 2019

Swim practice

Swim practice is where your coach constantly yells at you to go faster when you are already at your limit, You can't see on backstroke because of the blinding sun, you hit hands with people on freestyle and butterfly, you practically go no-where in breaststroke... picture that holding your breath.

Leah: "wanna hang out today?"

Me: "sorry I have swim practice"

Leah: "what about tomorrow?"

Me: "sorry boo I still gotta go to practice"

by Swimmer288 July 6, 2017

Choir Practice

Taking a poop in the McDonald's bathroom

Guy 1:I have choir practice
Guy 2:You know choir practice just means going poop in the McDonald's bathroom
Guy 3: I can McPoop wherever I McWant, McBitch

by Hamtaro March 15, 2020