posting

stationary, not moving, found a place to chill.

"Hey man do you wanna go to this club?"
"No thanks im posting here at my house."

by Noblam February 3, 2010

Porting

The act of one man sticking his circumcised penis into another man's foreskin to form a connection.

Daniel Tosh loves porting with other guys as a way of bonding.

by dark side bitches June 24, 2011

pioting

A combination of the words "piloting" and "rioting." The causing of general bedlam and destruction by groups of operators of aircraft, acting en masse either in concert or in random synergy, flying their machines low and/or taxiing them fast through crowds of people and/or city streets, not necessarily for any constructive reason.

If the next POTUS is a piot, as is likely to be, al-Qaida's next crop of US aviation school graduates is likely to all rent small planes on the same day and go pioting in Times Square on New Year's Eve - unless they are deterred by realizing that others could do the same thing, on any day, in Mecca.

by bushileeger911 September 19, 2007

potina

a female that smuggles pot through her vagina.

"My potina is ready to unleash itself!"

by McDaddy Kulkin July 5, 2009

poing boing

The act of having a one night stand with an asian woman

Hey guys, i had a poing boing last night.

by bunky14 January 26, 2011

poking the badger

The act of harassing, cajoling or otherwise provoking a reaction from a crabby overworked colleague.

"Daves still not completed that document and I asked him a thousand times!" "Don't worry- just keep poking the badger"

by Gravydavy March 21, 2016

old posting

1. Posting on social media something only an old person would do.

2. Posting something old people would post without realising that you are over the hill.

John: "I didn't vote for Obummer!"

James: "John, could you please stop old posting!"

by KIRBYTIME June 19, 2016