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Porecatife

A term used for a hairless cat whose pores are seeping with gunk, giving it an sweaty, oily feel.
After petting the porecatife I needed to wash my now, oily hands
by acctnt19 March 24, 2023
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Mr Pokemon

The name given to a cool fat guy in the Pokemon games. He collects rare Pokemon and decides to freely give them away at times. He also hangs out with Prof. Oak, and gets drunk with him, although that is a little mentioned fact due to the audience of the Pokemon games. The name Mr Pokemon also refers to one of the coolest cats you'll find in the Pokemon Universe. You should try to be more like him.
by Mr Pokemon April 20, 2011
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furret pokemon

Furret is cute pokemon which is sadly weak, it would make good pet, but it would be a LARGE pet.
by FurretLover August 10, 2017
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Shiny Pokemon

A alternately colored Pokemon that people, I myself included, spend hours of their lives playing video games for. For no good reason. Shiny Pokemon don't have different stats, they just look different and are more rare. What the fuck is my problem.
Person 1: Hey I am shiny hunting a shiny pokemon rn

Person 2: Why. Why are you spending your time on earth for such useless shit
by thatonepep July 13, 2022
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Live-action Pokemon

Cockfighting? No, Officer, We were just doing some live-action Pokemon.

Michael Vick was arrested yesterday on allegations of involvement in an underground live-action Pokemon ring.

A wild pitbull appears!
Fido, I choose you!
Fido used bite to the throat.
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE
by Tim Branin February 26, 2011
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The Law of Pokemon Monopoly

When re-purchasing Pokemon from other players, you must play a minimum of triple its original value.
Player 1: Hey, I just bought Vileplume for 200P.
Player 2: How much you want for it?
Player 1: 600P.
Player 2: You, sir, have yourself a deal!
Player 1: The Law of Pokemon Monopoly strikes again.
by Kiadote12 October 9, 2011
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i said a joke not a poem

A phrase used by youtuber Jacksucksatlife when trolling a hacker on Play.Skycade.net and she wrote him a BLOODY POEM when he said he wanted a JOKE.
'Roses are red
Coal is black
Skycade is fun
I hope this is jack'
That was incredible jocie! But guess what.
I said a joke.
I didnt say a poem josie
I SAID A BLOODY JOKE, I DIDNT SAY A POEM
Where is the punchline, how is that a punchline 'skycade is fun' thats not a joke josie i said a joke not a poem josie I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM
by EditorKaiIsABrush June 27, 2019
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