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poopertrooper

A toddler that wears diapers. More exactly , one that wears diapers and stills poops, a lot.
Babysitter: Dang? What did you feed this boy? He has been nothing but a poopertrooper all day!
Parent: Chili?
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Poober

Poober. - Noun.

noun: poober,

The emergency hire of an ‘uber’ at the end of an evening of heavy drinking when the hotel is further away than the ‘hundred metre warning-lower bowel twinge.’

Entomology; first use in extraction of urine post Prague sept/oct weekend when a Mr Adam Gilmore experienced many close calls.
. “Can we not just get an Uber? I need a poo.” - Poober
by Rufus Maxamillion October 2, 2018
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Private Pooper

A Private Pooper is someone who claims to never shit, and is never seen going to the bathroom and taking the long time needed for a shit.

One theory is that the Private Pooper's wait until a late time, preferably around 3 in the morning when everyone in the general vicinity is sleeping, so they can poop without being caught.

Many of these Private Pooper's have drawn speculations by saying that they're brushing their teeth, and that's why they are taking so long in the bathroom.

Experts say they leave the faucet running during their said "teeth brushing" so that no one will hear the kerplunk into the toilet from the poop.

Many have said to have caught Private Pooper's in the act, but weren't able to supply legitimate evidence.
Joe: Michael, you're taking longer in the bathroom than normal!

Michael: Yeah because I'm washing my face, sorry that I have a girlfriend you idiot.

Joe: You're not washing your face, I know exactly what you're doing you Private Pooper!

Michael: OK motherfucker, you're just a dumb pussy.

Joe: yeah yeah, you Private Pooper.
by Dude-guy April 4, 2009
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stick in her pooper

war is meaningless when you can stick in her pooper
by AndyLubrdt February 3, 2007
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pooper schnicker

The word coined by wordTom/word

It .. I actu... oh go.. I have no idea what it means.. Leave me alone.
I got nothin'.
by larstait October 28, 2003
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pooker

Someone you are head over heels in love with and know that this is the only person you want to spend the rest of your life with. Someone who you can't live without. Also known as your true love or soul mate.
pooker, noah, snuggle bear, hunny bunny, man candy, sugar lips, sex kitten, my one and only, soul mate, lover bits, boobear
by BLE, ALLI, POOKIE January 31, 2010
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pooper-duper

Pronunciation: 'pü-p&r-'dü-p&r
Function: adjective
Etymology: reduplication of super-pooper

Definition: pooper of the greatest excellence, size, effectiveness, or impressiveness
Noone could have guessed that this seemingly refined and well-mannered young man was actually the world's most prominent pooper-duper!
by Pooper-duper July 16, 2007
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