pony pucks 

Equine excrement, as used in an exclamation by COL Sherman T. Potter, M*A*S*H* 4077th.

Radar: "Umm, sir? HQ says they won't have any more nurses available until next month..."

COL Potter: "PONY PUCKS!"

pony pucks by JoeyDonuts November 2, 2009

Pontotoc, MS

One of the smallest towns located in Mississippi; a rumor mill. Major businesses include: McDonald's, WalMart, Piggly Wiggly, Save-A-Lot, Wendy's, Hardee's, Subway, Burger King. People in this town wear shoes and actually bathe. They also don't wear overalls and have more than just one tooth.

Sarah and I went to Pontotoc, MS last Friday night and went ham at Wendy's; now, the whole town is saying we are total beasts.

Pontotoc, MS by lookatthestarsseehowtheyshine March 16, 2011

Pongon 

Short for Polygon Donut

A short word for the godly youtuber Polygon Donut and creator of the Polynomers country, is also scrongly

Guy: Ayo Pongon just said deez nuts in the polynomers country.

Pongon by MonochromeChip May 24, 2022

Roman Pony 

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a female from behind while she is vomiting, to take advantage of vaginal contractions.

"Shelia had food poisoning last night, so I totally rode the Roman Pony!"

Roman Pony by The Roman Pony March 20, 2010

Giraponese Pony 

A half giraffe, half pony who is also japanese.

HOLY SHIT HIS DICK IS HUNG LIKE A GIRAPONESE PONY!

Giraponese Pony by KULISAUFDEMTISCHE December 2, 2010

Chrome Pony

When a gay cowboy sits on the trailer hitch of his Dodge dually during felatio.

We caught LeRon giving Cletus a Chrome Pony after the rodeo.

Chrome Pony by Gnomesnatch September 23, 2016

Riding the Pony Express 

The stage when you masturbate, so that you are at the highest peek of satisfaction, you move your pelvis in a back-and-forth like you are riding a horse.

Last night, I was riding the pony express. It felt so good. Until, that is, my friend barged in on me and forced me to dismount.

Riding the Pony Express by Your Mother's Girlfriend July 22, 2009