Polish Helmet

In the absence of a condom using saran wrap, vaseline, and a rubber band as a contraceptive.

we were out of condoms so i used a Polish Helmet

by Tommeh9696 December 29, 2020

floor polish

Sexual position. With the starting point in a hoover maneuver, you quickly turn over the girl, so that her hair is touching the floor (preferrably non-carpeted flooring). Make quick circular motions, while banging away on the Stella, until the floor has a beautiful shine.

1
- Yo, Alex, what's that hair doing on your floor?
- I did some floor polishing with Stella last night.

2
- Hey, Tom! Check out my floor. I was floor polishing with my Stella all night!

- Yes!

by Canadian Viking August 2, 2007

Polish Spring

A septic tank leak that floods your property.

Looks like Jeb and Judy have a nasty Polish Spring in their front yard. I could smell it before I could see it.

by BigFatSlackjaw October 13, 2020

Polish Carwash

Letting a hard rain wash your car.

Jacob got a Polish Carwash last night during the storm.

by WeForgotSteve January 26, 2018

Polish Mimosa

Vodka and Orange juice cocktail (aka screw driver)

"Hey barkeep, gimme a vodka and orange please."
"ahh the ol polish mimosa eh?

by travel chicken March 17, 2017

Polish Exit

Similar to an Irish Exit. To leave a bar or party without people noticing but wit the exception of letting a select few know via a whisper in the ear or sneaky text message. This is mostly done out of courtesy so members of the party do not think you died or got lost.

Did Jess just Irish exit on us, what a bitch?
Oh no, she just made a Polish exit, I just got a text letting me know she left.

by G-MoneyBagz May 25, 2020

polishing the dolphin

jerking off

i walked in the bathroom and caught scott in the act of polishing the dolphin

by carl hern December 12, 2013