Polish Spring

A septic tank leak that floods your property.

Looks like Jeb and Judy have a nasty Polish Spring in their front yard. I could smell it before I could see it.

by BigFatSlackjaw October 13, 2020

Polish Mimosa

Vodka and Orange juice cocktail (aka screw driver)

"Hey barkeep, gimme a vodka and orange please."
"ahh the ol polish mimosa eh?

by travel chicken March 17, 2017

Polish Carwash

Letting a hard rain wash your car.

Jacob got a Polish Carwash last night during the storm.

by WeForgotSteve January 26, 2018

Polish Exit

Similar to an Irish Exit. To leave a bar or party without people noticing but wit the exception of letting a select few know via a whisper in the ear or sneaky text message. This is mostly done out of courtesy so members of the party do not think you died or got lost.

Did Jess just Irish exit on us, what a bitch?
Oh no, she just made a Polish exit, I just got a text letting me know she left.

by G-MoneyBagz May 25, 2020

Polish Helmet

In the absence of a condom using saran wrap, vaseline, and a rubber band as a contraceptive.

we were out of condoms so i used a Polish Helmet

by Tommeh9696 December 29, 2020

Honeydew Polish

Saliva, urine, and nut mixed together.

Shut up before I unleash my honeydew polish upon your face!

by TyphoonWigga March 7, 2019

polishing the trophy

The act of masturbating after a great accomplishment. Also, the act of giving a hand-job to someone who has just won an event.

He will be polishing the trophy tonight.
Greg polished the trophies for the entire team.

by FTH Coug June 13, 2010