Please

a polite way for people to ask you to do their dirty work for them.

person #1: can you please get me a cup of water?
person #2: fuck off, bitch!

by Jojo_T March 20, 2019

Two Cheese “Thank You Please”

When you eat a full bag of Doritos and finger a girl’s butthole.

“Dude, I just tried the Two Cheese “Thank You Please”!

by Zach3850 October 16, 2019

Ho Please

A sort of alternate retort accompanying Bitch Please to use on females. Trick Please also works quite well.

"Nigga! Your hair ain't shit and your car ain't shit either!"
"Tsss...Ho Please!"

by TFE July 26, 2006

pleased as punch

means someone is very pleased

“I’m pleased as punch that I won the competition!”

by momentaralee May 7, 2008

hot caesar pleaser

After receiving head, a man finishes across the forehead of his lady friend. This will give the lucky lady the appearance of a Greek grass crown.

Barbara felt dignified and regal after receving her first Hot Caesar Pleaser.

by Mike Gayner April 14, 2005

towel, please!

A phrase often used by males when they see a very good-looking woman; it refers to the male having an ejaculation.

"Whoa, dude, look at that chick."
"...Holy shit. Towel, please!"

by yahomeboyman March 25, 2008

Please be informed!

A short commanding expression spoken at the end of a speech that means: "Yeah, you heard what I said! That's the 411. If you didn't get it, too damn bad! I ain't gonna repeat myself and I ain't taking no questions!"

Ling Ling: "Blah blah blah blah....
blah blah blah blah....
such and such.....
so and so....
Please be informed!"

Lou Lou: "Can you repeat what you said before that such and such part?"

Ling Ling (thinking in her head): "Motherfucker, I gotta take a shit! I'm gettin' outta here. I ain't got time to answer this!"

by mnihnuht February 23, 2008