Couch pizza

Rogue slices of pizza discovered in the cracks of a couch after a long night of drinking and/or smoking the devil’s cabbage.

Often consumed, though always in secret.

After her third slice of couch pizza, Maria realised those little pepperoni were actually pennies.”

by daltonjfk September 16, 2019

Irish pizza

Imported cheese from China when the box says “100% Irish mozzarella “the fecking liars they are

“Irish Pizza is the nicest! But one problem is that they have Chinese cheese on them....”

by reekyborra March 20, 2020

Out pizza the hut

something that Joshua Weissman has done creating 2020 and therefore dooming humanity.

Joshua Weissman: I'm about to Out Pizza The Hut (and Dominos)

Everyone: OH GOD *implodes*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DZA85l868c

by erricwithanm September 17, 2020

Messy Pizza

A sexual scenario in which the woman is on her period and penetrated by the male at a high frequency, thus causing blood to spread across her thighs. Once the "sauce" is spread and the male party is reaching climax, he will then pull his penis out (and remove condom if present,) just before ejaculating across her thighs leaving cum dripping down the blood as the "mozzarella cheese" to cover the "sauce".

"Cody totally gave Janet the messy pizza the other night."
"Derek isn't gonna be at the party tonight, he and Paris are busy making messy pizzas."

by Richard Anus February 4, 2021

Nose Pizza

A euphemism for cocaine

“Lemme get a slice of some nose pizza”

by Dunkin_Johnson December 7, 2021

Personal Pan Pizza

A depraved form of masturbation, this is when an individual engages in auto-fellatio while defecating. In other words, a self-blumpkin.

Andrew: Jesus! What are you doing to yourself?!

Noah: The Personal Pan Pizza. Do you have any toilet paper?

by Sullied Soul August 13, 2010

pezza's pizzaria

pezza's pizzaria is a pizza establishment that is runned by a little jew who has probably know idea what on earth he is doing and why he is doing it.the moron really lacks in the pizza industry and his food sucks ass

do not go to pezza's pizzaria because the food is shit

by dr.smirnov February 16, 2020