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Squish & Pinch

The Squish & Pinch is a public masturbation technique typically done in 2nd/7th period. In order to do the squish and pinch, you must be half-erect. After those requirements are met, LIGHTLY pinch the tip of your phallus, commence a gentle squishing motion. Now, you should be getting stimulation. Be careful to not draw attention, keep your shoulder stiff whilst maintaining the motion. It will take about 30~ minutes to climax, this will take less if you go faster, but don’t go to fast, that will attract attention.
Did you hear Tendr masturbated in class? How’d he get away with it!

I heard he used the squish & pinch method!
by Xendrilloz January 22, 2022
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rhyme pinching

Verb: When a rapper pronounces a word differently then it is traditionally pronounced as to make said word rhyme with a word it conventionally does not rhyme with.
Eminem is rhyme pinching when he mispronounces the word "by" to make it sound like it rhymes with the word "god" , even though these words do not congrue with a traditional rhyme.
by PRiME & PM January 3, 2018
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Bitch Pinch

Bitch pinch is a term used to describe when someone pinches the joint filter or roach to a point where no smoke can be inhaled. Bitch pinchers usually bitch pinch for no reason an irritate others stoners.
-"Take the joint, man."
-"Bro you Bitch Pinched the joint!"
-"Sorry, man."
by SteynUD September 14, 2016
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pinch a tater

Sorry we were late, Sam had to pinch a tater.
by madzbenz June 23, 2018
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pinches policia

*Sees a 911* "Pinches Policia, escúchame chingatumadre, nunca me encontrarás
So para de mirar, no me controlas, te controlo.
by Jfk GotShotGG March 7, 2016
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titty pinch

Will: Come on! You can't just give me another titty pinch of weed?
Noah: You were only supposed to get an eighth and I gave you 4 grams! I'm not going to give you another .1 because you'll just ask for more!
by 1will2000will1 June 8, 2021
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The Pinch and Twist

The art of pinching your balls and twisting to get a satisfying feeling as well to stop the act of itchiness.
Micheal-Yo my balls itch

John-Have you tried the pinch and twist.
by anonymous April 5, 2022
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