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Phantom cord

n. The cord of a wireless controller that isn't there. This is only applicable to people who have used non-Phantom cords for most of their life.
v. The act of needing to re situate oneself by flicking the controller up or around to prevent anything being tangled by a non-existent cord.
n. Man, I just tried to move my Phantom cord. Can you believe that?
v. You're phantom cording, stop it!.
by Kineticboy2001 December 6, 2006
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phantabulous

Mixed term that means fantastic an fabulous at the same time.

Something or someone can be phantabulous
My penis is phantabulous.
by Kevin Mc Allister & Dani May 12, 2008
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[Phantom Turd] Menace

(Noun)Someone who likes to defacate in unlikely public places, with or without the support of onlookers. This is often for a feeling of shock-satisfaction.
Come back here you Phantom Turd Menace and clean that stinking feces from my fridge

Huey! Next time you're at the peep show, try masturbating instead of power-shitting all over the window like a Phantom Turd Menace!
by Boy J, aka: mull January 13, 2009
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phantomcrap

After taking a massive dump, when looking in the toilet to marvel at your handiwork and find ... nothing!
I swear I just passed a football but when I looked, nothing was there!? I think I took a phantomcrap.
by Lovekraft January 16, 2009
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phantom caution

When a caution flag is thrown for "debris" that is on the racetrack, even though it cannot be seen.
"NASCAR threw a phantom caution for last nights race in Richmond."
by joey_logano September 13, 2009
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phantom thruster

someone who thrusts without realising but does it with real force
that phantom thruster was inches from my face
by thrust789 January 4, 2010
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Phantom Asshole

The overweight closet muncher in the family
who typically raids the refrigerator and pantry of all the good food late at night, in top secrecy. They are best
known for not leaving a trace of thier presence
and will almost always return an empty
box to the shelf instead of putting it in the trash.
Hey Chris, who ate all the fried
chicken, I don't know Jim. Must have been the phantom asshole.
by BillButtlicker January 16, 2010
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