Phlompist

A word to describe someone who is really really obiese, obviously a tool, and Smells like rotten potatoes.

deirdre is a total phlompist.

by jhbdfnm v er jlad March 16, 2009

Phlomo

The act of being a political bastard, faggot, homo, etc. A phlomo is someone who thinks he or she is the shit, when in actuality, he or she knows absolutly nothing about politics and should just shut the hell up.

Tom - Dude, do you like Bush?
Darrel - Nah, no way, he's such a phlomo.

by Principal vynck March 23, 2009

Phlegm Omelette

A special dish made solely out of the secretions from someone's nose and throat. Don't knock it until you try it!
Also often shortened to Phlomelette or Snotlette.

Hil: Howdy Billy, I cooked up a Phlegm Omelette for you.

Billy: That does not sound appetizing to me, but I'm sure we can bait a trap for some varmints with it!

by Fishysmells52 June 28, 2017

phrog

a phrog is a more defined type frog that is a mix between a reditor and a frog. it is very depressed on likes to destroy 9 year olds who like fortnite. they are an endangered species since people see them sitting like a human and be like damn homie thats a nice fucking phrog and keep it as pet. in which it gets depressed and kills itself since it cant go to phrog therapy.

"oh shit its a phrog

by le phonk October 22, 2020

Phlompadonk

A coconut style punch to the top of the head

I'm going to give them a Phlompadonk

by Lynch_um April 21, 2021

Phlower

The act of taking both hands respectively and opening they butt cheeks as to expose your anal regeions, generally done in order to disturb or taunt somone
( A common gesture in most males)

Oh my God, dont turn around he's exposing his phlower!

by Babs March 13, 2005

phlig

Phliging- related to phlap. In short to phlig someone, is to fingering some one.

Karl phigged Katie or Holly is a phligger.

by Booty May 13, 2005