Blonde phase

When a blonde women of about 12-15 years old undergoes a stage of where she is very incompetent and stupid...

You must be going through a blonde phase..

by Jake phoshizlle doug April 23, 2007

Phase Laser

A Phase Laser is a woman or babe that instantly turns a guy on to an extreme level. Phase lasers are somehwhat rare and should be observed at a distance so that no harm can come to the male observer. Like love at first sight, a phase laser is similar in that she will in no doubt attract all the male attention in a 500m radius. When her pure gorgeousness and beauty along with perfection present itself, you will know that she is a true phase laser.
The term phase laser is derived from theoretical physics, in that a male will change what state(or phase) he is in when he catches a glimpse of phase laser.

WARNING do not over-dose on phase lasers, this can lead to extreme mental illness, and phase lasers should always be taken seriously. A flase phase laser (due to observing at a further than normal dustance) can cause blindness at close sight.

Tony! look away, she ain't no phase laser!

Look at that phase laser in that shop!

That phase laser in the green hoodie is phasy.

by Minnesia April 30, 2011

camel phase

A human may exist for many moons without sex, going through life's motions and barely even noticing the lack of fornication in his/her life. Indeed, once a sex-deprived individual overcomes the horniness, desperation and loneliness of celibacy, and lives long enough in absence of sex, he/she enters a new phase of acceptance and ownership of this destiny. As a camel may survive on its own supply of water in his hump, humans, too, may self-sustain in their own self-humping phase: Camel Phase.

I haven't been laid since the Bush era. I'm in camel phase by now.

by Dr. Evil 518 July 25, 2012

sonic phase

That one cringey phase in our life where we watch Sonic X, make our own fan characters, and listen to early 2000s anime music.

Fuck, Shane, do you remember our fan recolors from our sonic phase?

by YaLikeCringe February 19, 2017

awkward phase

During an attempt to grow one's hair long, the point at which you look like a tool because the hair is both too long and too short to by styled in a hip fashion.

"What's wrong with your hair?"

"I'm trying to grow it out, but its too short for a style and too long for gel. I'm in a total awkward phase."

"Yeah, your hair really makes look like a dumbass."

by Scotty J-ski March 25, 2008

phased

to be "buzzed." when you arent drunk, but arent sober.

Erin: You are so drunk!
Dillain: No I'm not, I'm just phased..

by Erin May 7, 2005

phase

3.5 grams on the drug scale, eight of an ounce

"now if you asked for a phase, I would getcha one"

by BlindsideF July 5, 2005