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philip colon

hottest dude in the world. best fortnite player of all time as well.
Did you see that 360 no scope from philip colon?
by ph1l1p April 25, 2019
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Gianna Philips

A “free-spirt” i don’t give a head typa gal! never showers but manages to pull guys! she even snagged a boyfriend! basically the definition of a greasy mire.
Have you ever seen a head like Gianna Philips in a crowd?
by CarmellaRules December 27, 2021
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Bacon Philip

One day John Laurens-Hamilton photoshopped Philip Hamilton’s face on a piece of bacon
Not Bacon Philip💀🤧

-Me when John sent it-
by Alexander Laurens-Hamilton March 24, 2021
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Philip

Philip is very NORMAL. Wink. He is a great guy to go to when you need to vent. He listens good, and he does what he should.

Philip takes no crap. Mess with a Philip, get doxxed.

Philips charm is like no other, no one likes him.

Despite his unfortunate circumstances, he's chillin.
Girl 1: Eww did you smell that dude??
Girl 2: Yeah, thats just Philip.

Girl 1: Eww what a creep!
by LaneTheFriend March 8, 2023
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Jonathon Philips

A good person and would be there whenever the problem. The best person that I've seen. When meeting a girl, he sometimes gets angry
by Lilypug123 September 27, 2020
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Philip

Every guy named Philip has a big dick and is insanely smart
Name of a Crazy hot man
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by Nickonaut March 26, 2022
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Philip

A hypocrite with sociopathic tendencies, typically willing to pretend that they might care about you up until you are no longer worth their time. If you don't offer anything that they want, they will ignore you for months, only speaking to you if required by some random coincidence.

Whenever in a group or just talking about themselves to another person, they can't stop bragging about themselves and their measly accomplishments in their simple life, easily noticeable by them radiating their own through-the-roof ego that would annoy anyone in a 5 kilometer radius. They can't stop talking about themselves and their below-mediocre accomplishments. These people think they're on top of the world and/ or the main character of life.

When in an argument, they have the defensive capability to always play the victim card, completely manipulating you by sounding like they're the one making compromises and are "willing to accept your apology" only by you admitting they're right as if they're offering salvation in its purest form. They think they're never in the wrong and are willing to prove their point so stubbornly up until it's hilarious to watch them try and do it.

These motherfuckers are genuinely one of the most insufferable and unbearable people to be around. Typically stubborn and refusing to learn anything new, they think that they've grasped the entirety of the world's knowledge refusing to expand their knowledge on any subject.
Philip was out with friends yesterday without telling us once again.

Oh, again. That's really nice of him to not tell us. I guess he considers un no longer worthy to be with him and stand in his almighty grace. I wonder what they talked about.

He was probably bragging about being able to eat lemons without making a funny face.
by Аnоnуmous November 21, 2021
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