penis

an object or organ in the male body that occupies 99% of our time, interest, and brain. Also something that many guys keeps fiddling with and grabbing especially in public.

me talkin to myself: ohh i gotta go look up some more fuckin porno on redtube and jerk off so my penis would stop buggin me.

by bobbykal August 27, 2009

penis

long thick and hard tool used to give chicks pleasure

my boyfriend

by dik August 19, 2003

penis

Something Nick Cinqurnelli doesn't have

He has a vagina

by Kyle June 28, 2003

penis

GENITAILIA I LIKE THOSE
alot alot alot alot

PENIS'S ARE YUMNMYY STEFF LIKES THEMM

very very very very muchh

by Jessicaa&&Steffanneee August 13, 2006

penis

The tool of man. A paintbrush; a dancer; a lover; a hater; a fucker; a pleasure-mobile; the best.

I need my penis-in-a-jar back... its love making time!

by NK February 19, 2004

penis

Word commonly seen in various forms on urbandictionary .

user: hee hee hee penis pen15 pen0r cock rod fukstik dick one-eyed monster staff wood..............................................................etc etc etc etc

by stupidchicken2k4 February 2, 2004

penis

the main cannon of a male which give the indavidual possessing it a great amount of erotic pleasure along wiht mass amouts of pain. Only large ones are found on people whom are called matt

"holy shit that guys penis is fuckin gynormous he must be a matt!!"

"that guy is hung like a matt."

by matt January 12, 2005