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Pedophile

I'm a Retard I write Pedophile rather than Paedophile.
by The-Wi$e-One July 28, 2010
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The most misused word in the world. Remember guys, a pedophile is someone who is attracted to prepubescent children. That is it. That is as far as the definition goes. Many pedophiles aren't too much different from normal people, and you really aren't doing any good by sending them death threats or something.

People CONSTANTLY use it as a synonym for child molesters, or child groomers, etc. This is a problem, since the word will eventually lose its meaning (it practically already has), and people will be left confused by whether one means someone who is attracted to children, people who perform sexual activities with children, or people who groom children. This could lead to completely innocent people being put on blast for the sole reason that they have an attraction to children. I should not have to explain why this is bad.

Also, child molesters are NOT inherently pedophiles. They often just see children as easier prey.
Person 1: ALL PEDOPHILES SHOULD GO TO JAIL!

Person 2: No, dude! That would be throwing someone in jail purely for what they think about certain people!
by ihaetschooll August 29, 2022
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Penophile

A Penophile is a person who will use pen for writing everything during school or work. Not to be confused with a pedophile, a penophile will always demand a pen, in a specific color usually, to write, except on Scantron tests or during Math class, because they absolutely need a pencil.

A penophile using a pencil is identified by their uses of crossing off words even with an eraser.
Penophile: Do you have a pen I can borrow?

Person: Is pencil okay?

Penophile: I don't know, is keying a dick on the side of your car okay?

Person: But it's a Ticon...

Penophile: Ugh...fine...
by cee-em-kay September 24, 2011
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Pedophile

A pedophile is an adult attracted to children.

Which is different from an adult molesting a child, raping a child, or taking innapropriate pictures/videos of a child. Though if that were to happen the person who did the act was most likely (like 99% likely, because what kind of normal person would do that) a pedophile.
L: I heard that (insert name here) was going to seek proffesional help.

O: Really? Why?

L: I heard they were a pedophile or some shit like that.

O: Woah? You'd never know. Wow, that's sick.
by Agathokakological September 15, 2015
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Pedophile

Someone eighteen or older who gets aroused or is attracted to minors.
Ms.Sarah: Do you see Mark over there? So fucking hot.
Mr.Alex: For fucks sakes Sarah, he's 15, you're 29, don't be a fucking pedophile. Why don't you fall for normal people, like Ms.Catie, she's a nice woman. Think about her in your sexual fantasies not a damn high schooler!
by Almapie August 14, 2018
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pedophile

A (normally male) adult that sexually abuses children. Also normally is a Catholic priest.
Man 1-Did you hear about that pedophile?
Friend-Yeah, Friar Tuck is creepy.
by Themadbaron April 24, 2011
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Pedophile

POV : you only looked this up because your an 8th grader dating a 7th grader.
Omg your such a pedophile! Dude chill we're only 1 year apart!
by Vector's Daddy November 2, 2021
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