piankaism

Proponents of Eric Rodger Pianka's view 90% of the worlds human population being wiped out by ebola or other such disaster would be beneficial to the planet.

As stated in Pianka's controversial 2006 Distinguished Texas Scientist Award from the Texas Academy of Science.

Bill: Ted my esteemed compatriot, did you know scientists like Eric Rodger Pianka believe the world might be better off if 90% of the world's population were wiped out by ebola?

Ted: No way, Bill! That's uncool!

Bill: Indeed it is, Bill! Piankaism is the new apocalyptic jihad for the masses!

by quintus lentulus batiatus December 26, 2011

Plankjob

When giving your man a handjob and he just lays there awkwardly doing nothing at all, planking.

Emma: So I was giving Lewis a handjob and he just lay there

Sarah: Thats a plankjob!!

by Enigmatic_doorstop August 27, 2012

plank spanking

Masturbating while planking.

A cop caught me plank spanking at the Lincoln Memorial and now I have to register as a sex offender. That is what I get for living in a country founded by prudes.

by Dont_touch_that_button April 18, 2014

phankuakquey

(Pan-quack-wey) is what you do in an urgent case when you need to be hidden, but have nowhere to hide, therefore, you go into a position similar to the of a starfish, and flatten out against a flat surface.

Shart tomato pie cabbage sos animaux ! There's nowhere to hide from the serial killer !!!! Quick phankuakquey

by Slutty nun May 13, 2017

Plank Wank

To perform the act of masturbation while laying on ones stomach then hold onto the ejaculation until rolled over to thus clean up the ejactulation.

Woah dude I had the best plank wank watching James OAT.
Jordan and Patrick were seen Plank wanking together!

by ThyReginator November 26, 2017

Pankow

A family name that represents Big Penises.

He felt so big, He’s a Pankow

by FatAssEthan July 14, 2018

plank minute

A unit of time based off of the plank, a painful core exercise which induces an extreme burning feeling in the abdomen. Just like the actual plank exercise, the plank minute seems to last forever.

Bill: Bro, chemistry felt so long today.
Mike: Yeah man, it was a whole-ass plank minute.

by Kick ass high hive January 27, 2020