cyber patrol

Internet filtering software that prevents the prurient minded from visiting donkey rape and warez sites on pcs that they don't own.

O noes cyber patrol!! now i cant go to my fave violent buttsecks sites on this public library pc :(

by Lucifer Cockfun August 18, 2006

pussy patrol

{the cat cops{

snuggle smuggler: oh no the {pussy patrol}
Cat Officer 1: Stop right there! we have evidence to prove you are hiding illegal pussy
snuggle smuggler: ohh nooo

by Digital Guy July 26, 2018

pro patrol

he has very big penis and likes to sexxx with everyone (yes even boys)and is very pro in that

hey look he is having sex like a pro patrol

by i am noob August 28, 2021

transition patrol

beutifull pruffencial bike

The transition patrol is so noice

by I like Turtlesssss November 16, 2022

rock patrol

Someone searching the carpet looking for imaginary dropped crack cocaine rocks. Patroler Usually winds up smoking pieces of plaster or popcorn cieling.

Jimmy thinks he dropped a chunk now he's on rock patrol.

by Luvmechanic May 16, 2016

Snore Patrol

Snore Patrol is a term coined by the site www.mysnoreworld.com that represents a person or group of people who take action against/wakes up/makes fun of/holds a grudge against/is passively aggressive toward/hates/dislikes/calls out/discriminates against people who snore.

Jenny was on Snore Patrol tonight... she held my nose until I couldn't breathe and woke up gasping for breath.

Andy snores so damned loud I need to get Snore Patrol in our dorm. I haven't slept since orientation!

by Snore Patrol July 19, 2012

po patrol

When someone threats you to (not) do something or they will call the police

Vaneza: Dont txt me or Ill call the police
Gentleman: Ok, didnt know you were on that po patrol, jeez

by ARZon January 8, 2017