Parents who make their families seem perfect only social media but in real life they could be really bad parents.
Friend 1: How was New York?
Friend 2: It was the worst week of my life!
Friend 1: Really? Your mom posted a pic with the caption " Best trip ever!"
Friend 2: Well two seconds after the photo was taken my parent got in a fight about what was for lunch. My mom likes to pretend we have a perfect family on facebook.
Friend 1: Well that's shallow.
Friend 2: Yea. They are Facebook Parents
Friend 2: It was the worst week of my life!
Friend 1: Really? Your mom posted a pic with the caption " Best trip ever!"
Friend 2: Well two seconds after the photo was taken my parent got in a fight about what was for lunch. My mom likes to pretend we have a perfect family on facebook.
Friend 1: Well that's shallow.
Friend 2: Yea. They are Facebook Parents
by lovemusic4ever1 July 29, 2014
Get the Facebook Parents mug.The act of hiring a friend or a professional burglar to break into the home that you live in to rob your parents over anything containing monetary value in order for you to make rent. Though some might regard this as unscrupulous, it is less so if your family happens to have a decent property insurance plan and it is also highly ironic.
My mom upped my rent by a hundred dollars so I paid a crackhead sixteen bucks and a pack of cigarettes to break in in the middle of the night and steal my father's x-box. Fortunately he lied on the insurance claim so a Playstation 3 and a 60-inch plasma screen were a byproduct of the ordeal. I condone fucking your parents.
by gloryholes October 4, 2010
Get the fucking your parents mug.The people who work their asses off to provide a roof over your head, all the food you eat, the clothes on your back, and all your spending money, only for you to act like a whiny spoiled brat and bash them on the internet.
Helping out with the household chores is not asking for much. YOU go to work for 8-12 hours a day and tell me how much YOU like having to clean up after everyone.
They are not there to ruin your lives. A parents job is trying to raise you so you can deal with life on your own. All those rules you don't like, well guess what? Adults have rules we have to follow to (they're called laws). And speaking of laws, when you get in trouble with the law, we are held responsible for YOUR actions.
So, shut up and cut your parents some slack.
Helping out with the household chores is not asking for much. YOU go to work for 8-12 hours a day and tell me how much YOU like having to clean up after everyone.
They are not there to ruin your lives. A parents job is trying to raise you so you can deal with life on your own. All those rules you don't like, well guess what? Adults have rules we have to follow to (they're called laws). And speaking of laws, when you get in trouble with the law, we are held responsible for YOUR actions.
So, shut up and cut your parents some slack.
When all of you whiny, ungrateful brats are grown up and have a family of your own, you'll realize your parents were not that bad.
by 13375ki115 August 1, 2012
Get the parents mug.Without parents, who would take care of us?
by Anonymous July 19, 2003
Get the Parents mug.Oh for fucks sake. "parents ruins are lives." "they are fucking idiots that ruins kids lives." Let me ask you this, did they really ruin your life? I didn't think so. Parents will be parents and believe or not, they love you. They will be asses at times and will be your best friend at times. They will scold you like hell at times and they will be proud of you at times. My parents are pretty strict, and i hated them sometimes. But then i realized how much they have supported me, and am glad that they are strict. Love your parents.
Idiot - "OMG I HATE MY PARENTS THEY RUINED MY LIFE I HATE THEM."
Normal person - "What did they do to you?"
Idiot - "They grounded me for skipping school for 4 weeks and for raping my teacher. LIKE WTF ITS OBVIOUS THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE."
Normal person - "Goodbye."
Normal person - "What did they do to you?"
Idiot - "They grounded me for skipping school for 4 weeks and for raping my teacher. LIKE WTF ITS OBVIOUS THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE."
Normal person - "Goodbye."
by Someone with an IQ above 130 October 5, 2007
Get the parents mug.The people who being us in this world, give us a roof over our heads, food in our bellies, clothes on our backs, the majority of the money we spend, and unconditional love. They also put up with all the idiotic things we do as teens, they teach us more than any book ever could, they care for us no matter what, they look out for our best interests, they listen to us whine and complain, and try to relate to us. They are the people who we owe everything to yet we never give them anything.
A mom and a dad, grandparents, aunt and uncle, family, or someone who takes responsibility for our sorry butts.
A mom and a dad, grandparents, aunt and uncle, family, or someone who takes responsibility for our sorry butts.
All of you stop crying about what your parents won't let you do and learn to be grateful. Two-year olds act more mature than some of you do.
by Detrimental Deity January 16, 2006
Get the parents mug.When your parents embarrass you, and themselves, by attempting to plank.
They just don't get it quite right, but they think they're hip and uber-cool.
Planking itself is ridiculous. Parents planking is hilarious!
They just don't get it quite right, but they think they're hip and uber-cool.
Planking itself is ridiculous. Parents planking is hilarious!
by LubeyLube December 7, 2011
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