A Parkledite is a person who has freakishly long legs, long brown hair the color and texture of mulch, and they cannot squat so they skip every leg day, causing them to only have strength on shoulder press.
Optionally, you can include the gap between their eyes being wide enough to fit an event horizon inside.
Optionally, you can include the gap between their eyes being wide enough to fit an event horizon inside.
by Finalesshinesjuralesflowwyes December 15, 2024
Get the Parkledite mug.The thick winter fog surrounding a prison at night that allows an easier escape and able to get away by not being seen in the thick fog.
by Longshot Lee December 24, 2024
Get the Parole Dust mug.A person who's been let out of prison early on conditional release, meaning they have to meet certain requirements, such as checking in with parole officers they've been assigned to, being gainfully employed, not associating with criminals or gang members, avoiding substance use, etc. If the person is found to have violated their parole agreement, they may be sent back to prison to finish out the remainder of their sentence.
The McDonald's manager was having trouble filling the vacancy, so decided to take a chance on the parolee who had applied for the position.
by Jonathan Rose February 19, 2025
Get the Parolee mug.The rather graphic, violent act of destroying a loved-one’s orifice of choice, upon receiving the good news that he or she (or they, if you are so inclined) have been granted clemency, an early pardon, etc., and with all the pent-up seKsual tension and rage that inevitably accumulated during the incarceration period (because of course they were wrongly convicted of diddling that baby whilst polishing Dr. Frankfurter on multiple occasions — caught on several different Ring cameras). Must be achieved with an actual bazooka. Or a penis.
Diahanna: “WELCOMMME HOMMME HUNNNNNEYY!!!”
Carthage McFartface: “TURN THE lights OFF BIIISHH AN TURN AROUND IMMABOUDA GIVE YOU THE WHOLE PAROLE BAZOOKA AAAAGHH AAAAHH OOOHH AAAGH AAAAAAGGGHH!!!”
Carthage McFartface: “TURN THE lights OFF BIIISHH AN TURN AROUND IMMABOUDA GIVE YOU THE WHOLE PAROLE BAZOOKA AAAAGHH AAAAHH OOOHH AAAGH AAAAAAGGGHH!!!”
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Get the No Parole Records mug.When two males both simultaneously put one piece of parsley in their rectums and then pull it out and lick it like a lolly pop
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Get the dirty parsley mug.Person 1: omg I'm on the motorbike about to do the dirty pavle
person 2: omg have fun getting smashed in the bum!
person 2: omg have fun getting smashed in the bum!
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