Window Paralysis

To stare out of a window with continous thoughts. Often experienced in a car, train, and airplane.

I was watching a movie on the plane until I caught window paralysis.

by Suburbanphilosophy April 28, 2015

music paralysis

when you're so overwhelmed by great music that you feel paralyzed - a music "coma"

music paralysis Miles Davis, Pink Floyd, J Dilla, Flying Lotus, Gallant

by isabae July 11, 2015

Turkey Paralysis

Normally experienced after Thanksgiving and/or Christmas dinners. A person experiences turkey paralysis after they have consumed an excessive amount of food. This ultimately leads the body into a state of paralysis from being so full and the rest of the evening is normally spent being unable to move on the couch.

Ryan: "How was your Christmas dinner last night?"
Cody: "Way too much food... I entered a state of turkey paralysis. I couldn't move after dinner."

by CP1991 April 4, 2016

emo paralysis

When you're in an emo mood and cannot get out of it.

Friend: wanna go out tonight?

Me: I can't I'm in emo paralysis so I'm just gonna sit here and sulk

by Willywonka738282 April 7, 2017

motivational paralysis

When you're motivated to get up and get things done but you feel overwhelmed with having to choose where to start. After spending some time planning things out, you find yourself sitting around not really accomplishing anything.

On his day off, Jack wasn't sure how he wanted to spend his day so he spent the entire morning laying in his bed staring at the ceiling. A condition known as motivational paralysis.

by fb1907 April 18, 2018

colton parayko

Colton Parayko plays for the St. Louis Blues. He's a Big Boy™ and also the leagues official Good Boy. He's the kinda guy you bring home to your momma- but watch out, she might try to steal him.

Colton Parayko is a certified Teddy Bear™ but don't let that fool you, he could absolutely and most definitely wreck you. The experience would be 10/10.

Colton Parayko is also hot AF in glasses.

I want Colton Parayko to destroy me.

by nhlknowitall November 27, 2017

Masturbation Paralyzation

When you jerk off too much and your weak ass arm cannot handle the g-forces and either becomes numb or just fucking falls off your body.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Me: I have Masturbation Paralyzation.
Doctor: OH SHIT! Get him to the ER, we only have minutes to operate!

by WhiterThanKevinJames'Vagina June 3, 2018