Hard-On Pardon

A courtesy you award to your male friend when you notice he has a hard-on at a random time but you act like you don't to save him from embarrassment.

At school, Sally noticed the bulge in Jake's pants and almost makes fun of him for it, but decided rather to give him a hard-on pardon.

by SeenNotHeard August 8, 2015

tony parsons

the best author ever

cor, that tony parsons is amazing.

by chloeee (: October 20, 2008

pardon my French

See wordexcuse my French/word.

Je can't speak-ay le Frances. Pardon my French.

by Vampiro September 4, 2003

pardon me French

To apologise for using bad language

However not bad language in the sense of French... More like swearing...

Holy shit!

Oh, pardon me French

by Mark Weldon September 16, 2003

Dolly Parton wine

"Full-bodied at the front, but bad in taste!"

Dolly Parton wines are dime-a-dozen, and just like the cheesbutt 'cuntry' singer... they are signs of nouveau-riche blandoise.

by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007

parsonified

To be objectified or to be married.

"You shall quickly be parsonified." Gilbert and Sullivan, The Pirates of Penzance.

by snoopyisawesome December 19, 2011

Paragon

a shity ass cable television company that i had when i lived in oregon about 6 years ago. thay blew

"do you have paragon?"
"yea, they blow"

by badassguitarplayer November 30, 2003