Circle K parade

When the gas station runs out of gas and cars do laps the pumps, then drive off.

I love when we run out of gas. There's a Circle K parade every few minutes.

by Jas-ist May 10, 2021

whore parade

consists of:brittany, taylor, ali, lark, meghann at our high school; all are drunk cumdumpsters

look its the whore parade

by blakinok January 11, 2009

Ticker Tape Parade

Tossing off all over yourself or your partner.

I was hitting that girl doggy style, pulled out at the very last moment and gave her a ticker tape parade all over her back!

by Woodside Billy April 8, 2009

Parade of Elephants

A group of republicans that follow the lead republican 's every move to the note.

During the Bush Jr. administration, George W. Bush followed the lead republican, Dick Cheney, into an economic crash. Damned the ways of The Parade of Elephants

by FIlTR May 31, 2009

douche parade

A parade of douchebags. A group of dudes who think they are a lot cooler than they are. Often intoxicated.

Isaac: Wanna come out to the Irish Rogue for St. Patty's Day?

Marty: No, I'm trying to avoid the douche parade.

by gmastamort March 24, 2009

Panda Parade

A large presence of law enforcement vehicles. A Panda Parade is often observed on the news when a feckless individual decides that he can evade the police after commission of a crime. This event was popularized by OJ Simpson in 1995 with a slow-speed chase and has subsequently been imitated by many unimaginative and/or inept law breakers.

I switched channels to a rerun of Leave It to Beaver because every major channel on TV was airing the latest Panda Parade.

by Oilrag September 29, 2009

redneck truck parade

Big trucks with Trump flags rallying together acting tough playing Lee Greenwood

I woke up this morning due to a redneck truck parade driving by playing proud to be an American. Assholes

by bhrules November 5, 2020