Optimus Prime

The best name for a kid

Optimus Prime, sit down and go into sleep mode

by optimus prime v2.0 October 5, 2010

Optical Retard

One who's eyes make him/her look retarded regardess if they are or not.

Bill: Did you see that optical retard?

Pete: Yeah. That is one fucked up pair of peepers.

by xenite October 6, 2008

optimistology

the study of bright and hopeful nature

optimistology-the opposite of misanthropology

by nihilistbarbie January 8, 2006

optirectalitis

When the optic nerve in your eye begins to grow and won't stop. It grows and gets longer until it connects with your rectum this gives you a crappy outlook on life.

You can tell he has optirectalitis by the way he always thinks everything sucks.

by rustyacline May 13, 2009

optimus amicus

Optimus Amicus is Latin for best friend. If you are lucky enough to be able to call someone your Optimus Amicus, don’t be so hasty to throw that away. That person is truly your best friend, and will always be there for you no matter what.

She’s my Optimus Amicus. My other half.

by LeviAckerman’sBestFriend January 6, 2018

exercise the option

exercise the option: definition when someone has several sexual options available to them...example: if a girl has lots of guys calling all the time, or vice versa and the person decides to go ahead and have sex with one of the people she/he is said to have "exercised the option"

Keisha has so many options cuz guys call her all the time to hang, and she decided to exercise the option last night when she slept with Kevin.

by Doe and Done November 5, 2005

O.D.A. (Optimal distance of attraction)

The distance at which a person is most attractive. Beer goggles decrease the ODA between persons.

"That chick has a long O.D.A. (optimal distance of attraction). I thought she was fine from a distance, but once I got up close, I realized she had a face like a horse."

by Yuichi October 1, 2007