Similar to the Screaming Pelican. When you are banging a chick on the beach, and you stick your dick in the sand; snatch her eye out and procede to skull fuck her.
by Dallas October 16, 2004
Get the one eyed screaming pelicanmug. Better put a raincoat on that one eyed cave dweller if your going home with that creepy girl, you wouldn't want to catch the clap!
by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008
Get the one eyed cave dwellermug. 
Get the One Eyed Wonder Weaselmug. by Bud E Love May 14, 2003
Get the baldy the one eyed champmug. Push your dick In the girls eye so hard that it comes out the ass hole you then shave all your but hair and put glue inside the cavity of her butthole and she will screech like a monkey and then she'll Burn your dick on fire just for giggles.
by Cat on a keyboard in sapce August 2, 2009
Get the The One Eyed Monkeymug. Coworker #1: “I cant stand that fucking dumb ass piece of shit boss we have! He just keeps making fun of everyone and just sits on his ass all day while we work our asses off! How is that fair?!”
Coworker #2: “Wow now! Lets have a little more class than that! We could get fired for swearing up a storm like that! How about from now on we refer to our boss as “Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper” - surly thats a lot more work appropriate. Also, its sure to make anyone laugh and break the tension in the room!
Coworker #2: “Wow now! Lets have a little more class than that! We could get fired for swearing up a storm like that! How about from now on we refer to our boss as “Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper” - surly thats a lot more work appropriate. Also, its sure to make anyone laugh and break the tension in the room!
by Isl-96 April 6, 2023
Get the Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burpermug. by Markdaspark2 January 28, 2012
Get the Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkmanmug.