the south will rise again

The term chanted by most hard core southern rednecks to show there pride in where they live
rednecks often have flashbacks from there forefathers who fought in the original war they then have a small seizure and chant "The south will rise again!" often in ball rooms the wall mart or even the gas station where they hang out
scientists believe this is a genetic condition called "fades past"
the injurys of this genetic condition have been severe sence the 1970s when pride rained over.
rednecks began lighting there selves on fire
however a scientist found that beer reduces side effects of the condition. but unleashed more side effects

increased pride.
increased Firework accidents
increased truck explosions

however has tempered down the chanting side effect.
Bill: hey dude you wana go to the wallmart?

hank:The South Will Rise Again!!!!!

Bill:do what?

hank:sorry dude i have this genetic condition called "fades past"

Bill:alrighty then ill pick up a 32 pack

hank:cool dude ill pick up a box of 12 gauge ammunition we can burn off while drinking!

Bill:were the smartest people in the world arent we hank?

hank:Damn straight. now get me those fireworks! i have a idea!
by suffery June 10, 2009
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rise and shine

the way kylie jenner wakes up her (already awake) daughter, stormi.
kylie: okay i’m gonna go wake up stormi now.

kylie: *opens door and turns lights on*
stormi: *is already wide awake and standing up*
kylie: rise and shine
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the south will rise again

slogan touted by dumbass rednecks who name their car 'general lee' and for some god damn reason can wear shoes or a shirt but never both at the same time.

I love the south but anyone who thinks there's going to be a second confederacy is simply a moron and thats that.
Hank: "we're poor drunk and stupid, ain't we?"
Beufort: "that's ok. the south will rise again."
by felix i September 21, 2006
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Rising above Phuket

Transcending the madness of day-to-day existence with the spiritual equipoise of a buddha. From the headline: World's Largest Buddha Rises Above Phuket.
"I'd like to recommend Johnson for the project, since it is fraught with organizational difficulty, and he is constantly rising above Phuket ."

by maximo hudson March 02, 2009
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Metal gear rising

Metal gear rising is the best game. You fight funny cyborg people who are as stated, very funny. The people who you fight are, Big tiddy goth woman, meme man, child predator, smile man, Senator based
Person 1: metal gear rising sucks!1!1!!1
Person 2:heh heh, kill yourself
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Jawin some rise

picking up chicks so as to set up a future opportunity to get ass, either in person via phone, text or through any other communication. A text message derivative of layin some pipe
sir, i was jawin some rise majorly tonight with every Biddie in the stands
by crusher505 February 19, 2008
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