One

When a man has a penis and a penis has a man.

One? One. Won. Wun.

by fdfdsfdfsd August 10, 2003

And one

When one smokes an additional bowl when already high. Used as a method of pushing stonedness over the limit.

Damn that and one really fucked us up.

by Tim1224 November 30, 2006

the one

a 20 foot yugoslavian feather duster who molesters bosnian children and hong kongian monkeys

damn i love the one

by indeed June 26, 2003

one in one out

when you stick one ball into a vag then the other one is being sucked by a differnt girl.

hell ya i put my ball on her face i called it one in one out!

by awsome6000and3 April 1, 2010

One

A funny peice of comedy used by Spaceghost on the Spaceghost Coast to Coast episde "Boo Boo Kitty"

"One, one is the lonliest number you'll ever do... boo boo, oh what a fine cat, what a lovely wife you would have made."

by AciDroP July 26, 2003

Ons

Overactive neck syndrome

My friend has the ons very badly

by Leon1738 February 16, 2017

the one

1) Dope ass song (and music video) by THE ONE and only Foo Fighters

2) Nickname for the character Neo of "The Matrix" movies

3) Jet Li, infamous actor of action films, including "The One"

1) "You’re not the one but you’re the only one... Who can make me feel like this..." -Dave Grohl (sexymuthafukka)

2) Neo is believed to be "the One" - the messiah.

3) Dood, The One with Jet Li just came out on DVD!

by motored_heart June 27, 2003