custard dick

custard dick is where chronic hero dips his cock into a girls virgina and gets the period blood on it custard hence the name custard dick

i fucked your mom hard last night and got custard on my penis i got custard dick

by jabbas back October 18, 2008

Custard Dump

When a man/woman has been bum fucked by a man he goes to the toilet his shit has white in it from sperm

Hey that was the biggest custard dump from Brian

by furiouswank October 12, 2006

Dirty Custard

Male ejaculate; sperm; jiss; jittler; baby gravy; manfat

I shot my dirty custard all over her tits!

by Chris Maggs August 11, 2008

baby custard

(n) thick, creamy semen, especially when produced copiously.

Upon her return from Peru, my wife was shocked to find dried baby custard on the keyboard.

by Dr Monkey April 29, 2005

Custard slinger

Cum shot

Get ready for the custard slinger

by Btod January 07, 2014

pump custard

masturbating

When I saw her picture on my computer, I dropped trou and started to pump custard.

by Tees September 30, 2013

Chubbie Custard

A synonym for crotch custard.

Ed loves Joe's chubbie custard.

by Hamish McFly October 17, 2006