Surf N Turf

The woman is the mermaid (surf) and the male is the (bull) ...the sex position where the mermaid squirts all over the bulls penis

Last night we enjoyed the surf n turf 😉

by PictouBay August 31, 2018

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Turf Whale

A word that describes a random act, or a way to express your enjoyment/hatred of something

Bob: "That basketball game was so turf whale."
Erik: "Yeah, because our team destroyed yours."

Nathaniel: *sneezes loudly in the middle of class*
Me: "That was so turf whale, dude!"

by chunky_lugi896 May 19, 2018

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Turf Turkey

A woman from the turf that engages in turf antics, usually has multiple baby daddies

That girl over there is a Turf Turkey

by ToughCookie July 18, 2019

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turf

To destroy grass by spinning the wheels of a vehicle on it, typically as a quick and easy way to get revenge on a suburban property owner.

Old geezer down the block said "stay off my lawn." Tonight Imma turf his front yard.

by Rat Zap November 28, 2019

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surf 'n' turf

Refers to how a majority of male couch-potatoes feel about their TV remote. It's a "guy thing", ladies, like vehicle-engines and road-maps --- you wouldn't understand.

Trying to get a "manly" dude to relinquish control of his remote is the ultimate test of bravery and an amazing display of temerity --- it's a "surf 'n' turf" issue here... the guy wants to "surf" the channels at will, and so he feels that the remote is his "turf" that he does not want anyone --- especially someone of the opposite gender --- encroaching upon.

by QuacksO April 4, 2019

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