dik play

Something you trip your nut sack into a frenzy of.

The term was coined by the now anonymous author of a Dysfunctional Family Circus submission.

The term has obious connotations of using one's own digits to manipulate one's own or a second party's cock for recreational purposes.

Whoa, im trippin my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play.

Want to get faced and go back to my dorm for some dik play?

by Trunkbutt April 24, 2003

Play it by Earl's

A phrase, used when drunk or when discussing a time period when you expect to be drunk, meaning essentially the same thing as the high-brow phrase "play it by ear."

Play it by Earl's was coined in honor of Earl's on the Ave, a well-known bar in Seattle where you go when you want drinks that will knock you on your ass.

"What are your plans for Friday?"

"I dunno, I'm just going to have a few drinks and play it by Earl's"

by WeGonDrank August 04, 2009

playing somebody

Being a complete dick and fucking with peoples emotions.

Playing somebody is when somebody says they like you but doesn't.

by Rachel is a thot November 15, 2015

playing attari

A code name for when a male masturbates, because when you grab your saft, it's similar to grabbing the controler of an old attari system

Fred: hey dude what you been doing lately?
Bill: oh just playing A LOT of attari. You feel me?
Fred: are you serious? That's disgusting; get a girlfriend.



While your "playing attari" in your room:

Mom: hey jimmy, what are you doing in there?
You: (nervously) oh nothing mom, just playing attari
Mom: oh okay, have fun!
Mom looks at dad: kids and their video games.
Dad: since when did he get an attari.....?

by Ted Theodore Nugeunt March 18, 2009

Playing Skyrim

When you say you're going to play skyrim, but in truth, you're actually just downloading more mods and modding the hell out of it. You then proceed to enter the game, see a bug, proceed to try and fix the files, enter the game, see another different bug and then proceed to this again and again for a few hours until you're happy with your set up.

"Oh, I was playing skyrim the whole day yesterday."

by AnActualSuperRealNotFakeHuman April 27, 2020

playing stratego

another way to talk about sexual intercourse in front of a too young or too old of an audience.

Dude, so are you and Monica planning on fu-- playing stratego later?

by Plum Phat July 23, 2009

play cousin

someone who you growed up around, and know like family but ain't related to yaz.

Oh him? He my play cousin.

by yo boo January 31, 2004