naughty pen

When you drop your pen and you can't find it, that pen would therefore be a naughty pen.

Can you grab my pen? No, I can't find it, what a naughty pen

by Alfonzo The Great March 27, 2018

Pen City

The street term for Kingston, Ontario which houses 7 federal prisons.

My bud got pinched now he's doing 3 to 5 in Pen City

by conkolives August 12, 2011

Apple Pen

It’s when you shove an apple up your ass and draw a smile face on the apple while screaming can’t have sex without a butt hole

When you’re in a winter storm and all you have is an apple and a pen it’s go time to have a apple pen.

by ThisGuysGaming June 06, 2019

Pen Pirate

is when you are working at a resturant you give someone their check with a pen to sign and they steal your pen;

;or could be a playfull game amongst co workers at a resturant to see how many pens they can take before the end of the night.

damn it table 13 were pen pirates!, Scott do you have an extra pen?

Wow Tommy beat us all he is the black beard of pen pirates i think hes pretty much taken just about everyones pen tonight!

by MrTPitysthefool April 14, 2010

pen cap

cap for a pen
something good to chew on in class

yes, i said "something good to chew on" and i wasn't talking about something related to sex. get your mind out of the gutter

by da? January 03, 2004

Pen Island

A small island off of the coast of Brazil. Nicknamed "Pen Island" not because of the writing tool, but rather to mock its phallic structure. The island has a long mainland, roughly 45 miles long, and two round counterparts at its base. Although the left ball-like side piece is slightly farther north, than it's right hand mirror, it is still seen clearly from a satellite as best resembling a male penis. It is known formally by the name of "Kythira Island", but it is often mocked online by the name "Pen Island' or "Penis land".

If you look on Google Maps, Pen Island sort of looks like a dick.

by Major Hacker 10 December 04, 2019

sharp pen

Bitter or critical manner of writing which one employs effectively and with fluidity, so much so that it's as if the said individual were speaking in person.

Person #1. Wow, John just sliced me to ribbons with an email, I'm bleeding on the inside here.

Person #2. Yeah, he has training in writing and he abuses it sometimes with his sharp pen.

by ilikewhiskeyandcoffeeandcigarettes June 13, 2008