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flecks of life

The crystallized, booger-like residue of semen.
When I woke up in the morning to take a shower, there were still some flecks of life lingering in my pubes.
by residentbadass May 27, 2006
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Uterus of Life

Where bad spirits usually go when they die over and over again
K.K.S:Seth your realy gona go to the uterus of life when you die

Seth:OH NOoooooooooooooo
by K.K.S. July 7, 2007
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Meaning of Life

The answer to life, the universe and everything is 42. It is the meaning of life, as proclaimed by the hitchhikers guide.
by The Almighty Dezy December 30, 2007
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seam of life

If you cut their seam of life, all of their internal organs will be expelled from said bodies.
by Sandy VaJina September 6, 2005
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University of life

A phrase commonly used by learned people in front of their learned friends to dismiss the opinion of someone who has been through actual university in an attempt to assert their dominance. With subtle threats of physical intimidation and belittling. This belies the fact that they are in actual fact a dumb fuck of little actual significance with no contribution to the advancement of the human race. Quite often used by bullying, narcissistic, manipulative fathers to reduce a their standing in the world to one step behind them.
‘You may have been to university, but I got my education at the university of life’ which explains why he wasn’t intelligent enough to predict that shagging his Shepherdess would mean divorce
by MsBird February 18, 2022
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tits of life

battery indicater on mobile phone
"I've only got two tits of life on my phone"
by jon November 1, 2003
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meaning of life

dude, go fuckin' google 'christopher walken' and 'the meaning of life.'
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