Of course on a horse

Used to express disbelief.

"I have severe depression"-Tej

"Of course on a horse"-Yusuf

by Tej belkabar March 14, 2019

full course meal

When you see Brandon Arreaga you suddenly get fed a weeks worth of meals.
Like he's so good looking that you really don't need anything else to survive.

Damn have you seen Brandon Arreaga he's been looking like a full course meal and I'm hungry

by irlsnack May 6, 2018

Knobsticle Course

A person; a 'Dick-head' who goes around 'riding' the knob of as many men as possible.

Sam: Go back to the Knobsticle Course.

Raj: Whatever I love it there

Nathen: Why don't you both go together.

Sam & Raj: We would love to.

by ROFLCopter soi soi soi soi June 24, 2011

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

What you say when your friend, Eren, does something gay with his socks on.

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

by frankenen February 24, 2024

Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.

Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.

by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020

Dogstacle Course

The path you must take when traveling from point A to point B when you have loving, expectant dogs underfoot.

To travel between my kitchen and bedroom I must traverse an ever-changing dogstacle course

by Nordoc July 28, 2025

Ghetto Coursing

When a person puts a high value item out on display in the night hours in the ghetto, only to lie in wait with a pack of dogs (preferably sight hounds/greyhounds). Once a thief has decided to take action and steal the item, the dogs are let free to chase the assailant(s). The outcome is bet upon before hand.

Hey, i just a new greyhound named lucky. Can we use your Gixxer to lure in some ghetto hares? I know she's gonna be a legend in the ghetto coursing league.

by Julian loves woj July 20, 2012