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No Pain No Gain

I am going to the gym twice a day and all my muscles ache, but you know what they say, npng!

by VerifyBot April 24, 2021

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NPOW

NPOW refers to describing a person that is behaving in a way that can be described as being a Nasty Piece of Work.

Haseeb is coming at Rebecca's BMW not having Electric Seats:

Rebecca says: "Haseeb, why are you being an NPOW".

by the-black-hand April 8, 2022

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NPS Meltdown

The ensuing chaos when an organisations leadership team receives a lower than expected Net Promoter Score.

Characterised by outpourings of blame, finger-pointing and clutching at straws.

"I tried to walk into the boardroom but the whole leadership team was right in the middle of an NPS Meltdown. Bill from Accounting had pissed his pants, Randy from Marketing was hyperventilating and while Jane from Customer Service looked like she was about to dive out the window!"

by ecomm-lord August 23, 2022

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NPC Virus

NPC Virus is a series of behaviors mainly observed on discord that involve a person entering a conversation either to not contribute to it whatsoever by repeatedly saying one-worders such as "hm" or by saying something completely unrelated to the conversation, basically acting like a broken videogame NPC. This behavior was observed to spread from person to person, it usually spreads to people with a low mental age. The term coined by the The Eternal Kingdom community back in 2022.

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: Hi, how are you?
Person 3: hm
Person 1: I'm alright, I don't think the guy above me is though
Person 2: Oh, it's that guy who says stupid crap again, must be another victim of the NPC Virus
Person 3: hmm
Person 2: Do you have enough braincells to say something beyond "hm" without us having to force you to
Person 3: yassss queen brah 😂🤣🤣🍌🥛👎👎🤬❗
Person 1: I think he's a lost cause, we should tell the mods to mute him before it spreads again...

by mi_do_ July 2, 2023

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