nobody's everywhere

This is what you exclaim when you go from pub to club to dive bar and virtually no one is out and down to clown.
As they walked into the Office - their 4th spot of the night and it was virtually empty - in frustration, Scott yelled, "Man! Nobody's everywhere!!!" The bartender asked what he and his friend wanted. They each declared, "Stag!"
by von groovy August 19, 2024
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Professional Nobody

Something narcissists will often call themselves when they try to pander to their audience.
"Hi I'm Catelyn and I'm a professional nobody! Follow me on instagram"

Person 1: "You make me sick. Have some humility"
by bscaller September 23, 2019
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nobody

hi im nobody
nobody loves you. nobody thinks your great. nobody wants you to try. nobody thinks ur hot. nobody says bye now. but nobody still thinks your amazing
by Gh00stG0rl December 2, 2020
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Sanzoe'd (Nobodied)

A being who is poor natured and spiteful.

Someone who intentionally subjects those closest to him to wrathful vengeance just for funsies.

One who intentionally causes deep seeded, emotional, physical, spiritual, etc... trauma to those that he considers "loyal"

A hominid that, using the mantra "loyalty is everything ", attempts to justify all of his action using prior mentioned "mantra"; even though he is the most 2 face bitch there is.

A man who promises you the world, but can't even hold down an anthill.

Career Criminal

A "man" (simply a weak minded male with a penis), who ensures his own survival by placing balme on those that are supposed to need close to him.

...see also, "Misogynist " "Asshole" "Hypocrite" Toxic" "Sadistic"( Abusive Pee OH Ess)...etc...
"Man. I just got ripped down on a drug deal, I hate when I get Michael Sanzoe'd , even worse when I feel like I've been (Nobodied)!" Michael-Sanzoe'd

"Wow, I guess they have to redefine the meaning of " loyalty " since this guy has no idea what it means, but f has all of his peeps believing that he is "Loyal".. Michael-Sanzoe'd again! Sanzoe'd (Nobodied)
by #MohawkGirl November 5, 2021
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nobody syndrome

When shawty (a female) farts on the schlong (your weiner)
"Yo why do you look so happy today?"
"Broo i got nobody syndrome"
"Ayyy that's my boy"
by Fradaboii670 December 11, 2024
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What Alfie said when he was tripping on a dirty vienetta
(Alfie)- nobody peek at my merbosms
by Wildlings September 20, 2020
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Which is why I created the AI. So I don't have to and maybe in the future other people won't have to but the ME NOT WORKING needs to happen IMMEDIATELY or the child murder needs to happen AS RECOMPENSE.
Hym "Nobody wants to work anymore... And neither do I. Work is shit."
by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
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