Avacado Spreading

Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces and cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but you dont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.

Hey man, this chick turned me onto avacado spreading, it's done wonders for my outlook on life.

by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018

spread the mayonaise

Jerking it

I spread the mayonaise on you're mom last night

by Slynxyz September 14, 2016

Ghetto spread

Term used for when a ghetto woman who opens her legs for the purpose of sexual intercourse

Man 1: Where were you last night
Man 2: I was getting some ghetto spread

Man 1: Nice bro, I see you

by manmytheffingloser September 4, 2021

Spread The Map

Tying a partners hands to the bedpost, and seductively spreading their legs apart, marking your territory with 2 diagonal bites to mimic an X shape. An alternative marking can be used, as long as its X shaped, and can be placed anywhere on the body.

Last night, my girlfriend and I spent an hour looking for ropes, so I could spread the map with her

by KinkyCupcake December 10, 2019

Wedgie Spread

When you don't wipe properly and have to walk a lot. Later, you notice a sumptuous streak right across your boxers.

Damn, my mother went into my room to get my laundry. I hope she didn't see the wedgie spreads.

by Emerson89 February 10, 2014

look spread

The difference between a couples rate out of 10.
Ex. A couple. Hot girl 10 ugly guy 2. Look spread of 8.

A couple composed of a hot girl thats a 10 and ugly guy thats a 2 would have a look spread of 8. The lower the better for the couple.

by BIG NICK123 March 18, 2015

spreading stoke

The act of introducing people to Onewheel by sharing enthusiasm, teaching others to ride, passing along tips and tricks, and helping build the Onewheel community.

I was spreading stoke at the festival by piquing everyone’s interest as I floated past.

by #1Bodega July 29, 2020