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Count Everest

an individual of such immeasurable stature that he may be mistaken for a terrestrial rock formation. Attracts enthusiasts but should be attempted only by trained professionals.
Liam: “Whoa dude, there’s a pair of legs over there at the bar all by themselves!”
Wolfrick: “Nah bro, lean your head back and you’ll see it’s really a Count Everest”
by daltonjfk August 30, 2019
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Counting Cobbles

To stroll around, with no real aim or end goal.
1: What are you up to, man?
2: Ahhh, you know, just counting cobbles.
3: Fair enough, swing by if you like.

Example 2;
1: Did you get anything nice from town?
2: Nah,just counted cobbles, really...
3: fair.
by Greeneee459 August 30, 2019
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Goose Count

When you line up a group of troubled youngsters or gangsters and count them off to decide which one will be forced on a death march. Children are taught this via a lovely nursery rhyme.
1) It's a Goose Count, gather in line!
by frigginhost April 26, 2017
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Count Flatula

n. A wealthy and extremely corrupt powerful politician or public figure who is not shy about farting on national television or holding press conferences right next to a dildo store.
Did you see Rudy Giuliani at the Michigan hearing? Count Flatula was leaking liquid last week, but now it’s all gas.
by Hubba Shyamal December 9, 2020
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Counting Goats

The scientific art of counting goats, instead of sheep to increase sleep quality and an increased likelihood for achieving nocturnal emissions.
Kylie, wake up. You are counting goats in your sleep again.

Leave me alone Ben, I was having the best dream ever.
by C U Nxt Tuesday January 12, 2021
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swag count

everyone has a swag count. Your swag (basically coolness) is measured in your swag count. the cooler you are the higher your swag count. it's a bad thing when your swag count runs low. so your swag count is basically a scale on which the amount of swag you have is measured.
Dudeee. your swag count is running dangerously low.

or
This picture of me has a very high swag count!
by little kbaybay January 1, 2012
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Count Slay

1: Kim Dracula.

2: Another fan made name for Kim Dracula because they constantly slay.
Kim is always slaying so they're new name is Count Slay.
by LXXLoveRoulette August 3, 2023
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