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nice ass

an ass that's round, soft, smooth, and large enough to have something to hold on to in bed, but not so large it has cellulite. Of course this only goes for girls.
dude 1: Can J-Lo's ass be anymore lovely?

Dude 2: no.
by ucddcd July 2, 2005
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Nice Pooper

A Phrase meaning nice ass, but often makes the person instantly think of a girl taking a shit, thus killing the moment as the girl walks by.
Guy: " Dam that girl has got an nice ass, i would love to bite into those buns!"

Guy 2: " Ya man she's got one nice pooper!"

Guy 1: " Dude, your sick, don't ever say that again."
by AvengerMan September 30, 2009
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Have a nice day

In Florida, when someone tells you to have a nice day, especially in a sarcastic manner, it basically means "fuck you".
After rudely accepting the food at the counter, the employee tells the customer to "have a nice day."
by HarryStamper1324 May 14, 2018
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nice laugh

A comment that a male with a small penis uses to attempt coitus with a female of interest i.e. you have a nice laugh.
E.g. Male and female in close proximity while watching stand-up comedy:

*female laughs*
*male smiles* " You have a really nice laugh."

(note: intelligent females may repress their suspicion and allow the line to pass for they have gone too long without intercourse; however the occasion will be limited to one orifice and the male will rarely succeed at leaving his nuptial gift in or near the females mouth).
by Ivegotorgans May 15, 2010
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nice crotch

noun; a crotch that is superior to other crotches! It earns this prestigous honor due to it clean appearance, sti/std free enviorment, being pleasant to the touch, and well groomed
OMG Becky look at her crotch! It's so NICE!
YEAH its sooooo a nice crotch!!!
by Twinbelt December 17, 2011
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Nice vid

What you comment on a YouTube video when you can't come up with a comment.
Best done by signing in to all of your accounts and spamming it on one video.
Friend: *Releases video*
Me: Nice vid
Me: *Logs in to second account*
Me: Nice vid
by awwm420-412 July 1, 2016
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how nice for you

i don't give a shit!; who cares!; -your story has become tiresome!! -a polite way to express fake interest!!
-and then we walked through the plaza de mcfoolsley, window shopping and jabbering... (response) -how nice for you!!

jeremy just graduated second grade, and kates' in a play!...(response) -how nice for you!!

i ordered a cup of yak sperm while she babbled on an on, at what was apparently the end, i stated; how nice for you!!
by michael foolsley December 18, 2009
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