Dou-che-napp-ing
When a giant douche kidnaps a joke in a real-time discussion, then posts it on Facebook for credit, all while simultaneously bragging about his ubber biceps and amazing salary
When a giant douche kidnaps a joke in a real-time discussion, then posts it on Facebook for credit, all while simultaneously bragging about his ubber biceps and amazing salary
a potential Douche-napping example:
A old semi-douchey co-worker contacts you via IM. You decide to tell him a joke created by you and no other. He hijacks the joke and posts it on facebook as his own, while simultaneously talking to you about how cool he is!
A old semi-douchey co-worker contacts you via IM. You decide to tell him a joke created by you and no other. He hijacks the joke and posts it on facebook as his own, while simultaneously talking to you about how cool he is!
by w3birdman March 16, 2011
Get the Douche-nappingmug. An hour or two of wakefulness sandwiched by two periods of sleep. Most are wrongly worried when this happens; it was however the historical norm. The practice quietly died out with electric lighting.
Person 1: You get some last night?
Person 2: Yeah, during an anti-nap.
Person 1: A wha-
*Person 2 smacks the ignorant.*
Person 2: Yeah, during an anti-nap.
Person 1: A wha-
*Person 2 smacks the ignorant.*
by Egotheist September 8, 2014
Get the anti-napmug. When you wake up from a nap mad as shit because you forgot you have the whole rest of the day ahead of you.
by Cfitz10101 October 22, 2018
Get the nap ragemug. The indescribable (post-nap) feeling like one has just completed physical exercise, even though they were sleeping the whole time. It is unclear how or why they sweat when they sleep, just that they wake up slightly dirtier than before they went to bed. Usually accompanied by a foul odor similar to urine.
Characterized by heightened heart-rate, fear, the need to shower, and possible alienation from their friends.
Characterized by heightened heart-rate, fear, the need to shower, and possible alienation from their friends.
"Damn bro, Jim looks like she just went to the gym but she's in her pajamas. I think she's got Nap Sweat"
"Did Alvin just pull a nightfap or does he have some mean Nap Sweat going on?"
"Did Alvin just pull a nightfap or does he have some mean Nap Sweat going on?"
by RatchetRach April 12, 2013
Get the Nap Sweatmug. A date in which you do nothing except chill or take a nap together. When parents spend time together while baby takes a nap.
Bob and I had a nap date when baby slept for 3-hours Sunday afternoon.
I packed a blanket and a picnic basket for our nap date at Washington Park.
I packed a blanket and a picnic basket for our nap date at Washington Park.
by Saphah April 11, 2016
Get the nap datemug. A nap with a lady in which the aforementioned female is sexy. Usually, some form of hanky-panky is involved. Sometimes, intercourse even occurs. Rarely is any actual sleep gotten. When "waking up" from a sexy nap, both people usually feel fresh and well-rested despite the lack of sleep.
I just had a great sexy nap with my girlfriend and am ready for a long night of studying.
"God I'm tired," says my friend. "Well you should try a sexy nap, those always give me a nice kick in my fanny," I reply.
"God I'm tired," says my friend. "Well you should try a sexy nap, those always give me a nice kick in my fanny," I reply.
by Laguna89 May 12, 2009
Get the Sexy Napmug. by Blue Jack January 3, 2009
Get the nap yearmug.