Deflating my balls

To call someone out for blatantly lying & fully expecting to get away w/ it.

Guy: That hot girl? I've slept w/ her.
You: dude, Stop deflating my balls.

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Base My Balls

The act of cutting one’s dick off, and slapping his balls with it.

Woman: Hey, have you heard of that guy who asked his girlfriend to and quote, ‘base my balls?’

Man: Yea! It was on the news and everything.

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Some body is sucking your balls

Lololooloololooloolololoolo

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When you get robbed in front of girls for X amount of money and the people that robbed you take your balls and put it on a trophy case

Jazz “ They Took My Balls”
Me “Ofc they would”

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When your coach is an absolute BADASS and he playfully gives you a rough time in training but all in the spirit of good fun and competition

Damn dude the coach keeps breaking my balls!

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playing with his nuts till his asshole bleeds

Shut the fuck up and funk my balls till my asshole bleeds

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"Ohno my balls! They're gone!"

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