The act in which a person inserts toilet paper into the opening of their anus and rams it up their colon with a "ramrod" (plunger, toilet brush, etc) and then releases the paper via flatulence, thus simulating the loading and firing of a musket.
by The Toilet Musketeer August 1, 2018
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Committing suicide
Blowing a large dick
Or a fetish of putting your mouth at the end of a barrel if a gun
Someone puts a gun in your mouth.
Depends on how you use the definition
Committing suicide
Blowing a large dick
Or a fetish of putting your mouth at the end of a barrel if a gun
Someone puts a gun in your mouth.
Depends on how you use the definition
I was with Kyle last night, I deep throat the musket.
Kurt Cobain committed suicide. He deep throated the musket
I enjoy deep throating the musket.
Kurt Cobain committed suicide. He deep throated the musket
I enjoy deep throating the musket.
by NOS4A2 October 13, 2022
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"No it's a yellow musket, I have to pee really badly"
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Get the Musketeer Withdrawals mug.A musket is a muzzle-loaded long gun that appeared as a smoothbore weapon in the early 16th century, at first as a heavier variant of the arquebus, capable of penetrating plate armour.1 By the mid-16th century, this type of musket gradually disappeared as the use of heavy armour declined, but musket continued as the generic term for smoothbore long guns until the mid-19th century.2 In turn, this style of musket was retired in the 19th century when rifled muskets (simply called rifles in modern terminology) using the Minié ball (invented by Claude-Étienne Minié in 1849) became common.3 The development of breech-loading firearms using self-contained cartridges (introduced by Casimir Lefaucheux in 1835) and the first reliable repeating rifles produced by Winchester Repeating Arms Company in 1860 also led to their demise.4 By the time that repeating rifles became common, they were known as simply "rifles", ending the era of the musket.
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