Not dissimilar to an axe murderer, except more hardcore and more capable of swifter, more efficient kill.
by Sarkata April 20, 2010
Your friend that you would call if you just murdered someone. Someone who is always there for you no matter what.
Knock em dead murder buddy
by MLouPeach October 12, 2017
He pushed her up against the wall and proceeded to murder that shit until she orgasmed so hard her legs ceased to function correctly.
by Echo4Romeo May 23, 2021
When a gifted child’s Xmas wish for Santa Claus is to be rewarded with the last digit of the number π, which prompted the Donor-in-Chief to commit a “mathematical crime,” because he couldn’t fulfill the child’s “Christmaths” wish.
A few billion children worldwide would miss their Christmas gift this year, because Father Christmas had been charged for murder by pi—he’d first be spending the twelve days of Christmas behind bars before being flown to a North Korean or Siberian prison.
by Fasters April 18, 2022
by A_single_bean May 18, 2019
I couldn't be bothered reading the whole of the article, so I just murder mysteried down to the end.
Oh man, I don't have time for this, I'm just going to murder mystery it. Done!
Oh man, I don't have time for this, I'm just going to murder mystery it. Done!
by TRMW August 16, 2010