munted crab

Having the appearance of a crab that has been eaten and thrown up.
eg. Connor Hyland.

"My names Connor and I love Hyland."
"That guy must really be a munted crab."

by Harry.K September 19, 2013

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Power Munt

Australian slang meaning to force yourself to vomit so you can continue to drink alcohol, often in between rounds of a drinking game.

"Go for a power munt before the next round of boat races!"

by Fulcher March 11, 2007

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A man who speaks of things with a european flair, also a pet stabber.

With all the wounds on scruffy, I'd say Horace is a chelvis munt.

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Seriously hideous food. Not even fit for your dog. Often found in workplace staff rooms where meals are meant to be provided for staff.

by tbonez June 11, 2008

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Fucking ugly pig that looks like your mom's shit rubbed in your dad's face.

God that munt fish reminds me of your dad.

by ChodeChoker666 July 19, 2008

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Either:

The result of a poorly done male to female sex change,
or
A male whore (see also mangina)

"Did you see that tranny, it had a proper horrible munt!"

by alf182 December 23, 2008

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A nose that bleeds severely during intercourse, usually causing the women/man to retract and flee.

Joe: OMFG! did you know that matthew west is a munt-nose?

Elliot : No way! That must be why he bled last night!

by Joseph Edwards July 21, 2007

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