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Pussy-mullet

When a girls pubic hair appears shaven or short from the front but when she bends over it's long and scraggly in the back.
"Man Charlene sure was Hot Stuff till she came home and had a Pussy-mullet in her panties."
by Coree Beatz February 8, 2018
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Computer Mullet

Having two monitors on your home PC and working on one monitor and being non-productive on the other. Business on one side, party on the other.
Boss: "Allan, are you watching porn instead of working?"
Allan: "It's cool boss, it's my computer mullet. Check it, email is over here!"
Boss: "Tight!"
by Chiliwhomp September 10, 2010
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weasel-mullet

a shifty cunning lazy little fuck with a bad hairdo.
someone who looks busy and acts busy but in realilty are doing fuck all.
at work johnny weasel-mullet was making out to be busy.
there was a lot of running around but nothing was getting done. the mullet hairdo looked fucked up.
by 2bhuge March 3, 2011
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Beaver mullet

When the taint is extra hairy and possesses a rat tail like quality that resembles a mullet around the vulva.
Man, I went down on this chick yesterday and her beaver mullet tickled my chin.
by Jedifmoney September 23, 2016
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mullet papi

Calum Hood (and his incredible mullet, which was revealed in a video uploaded to twitter by the bassist himself on April 24th, 2021).
Person 1: Did you see Calum Hood's new haircut?
Person 2: Yes I did! Isn't it magnificent? Dang, I love mullet papi.
by someonereallyfancy June 5, 2021
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mullet mobile

Second/Third Generation Camaro or Firebird adorned with window louvers, whip antennas, mag wheels, air shocks, decals and other similar accessories... Driven in rural areas by men/women and usually heard while playing Van Halen, Molly Hatchet, Ratt, Poison, Foreigner and other similar bands from thier Delco radios.
Dig the mullet mobile.. Mullet mobiles rule!
by jt November 21, 2002
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mohawk mullet

When a mohawk seeps into that awkward phase of possibly being a mullet. Business nowhere, party everywhere. Never socially acceptable.
Hey! Is that a mohawk mullet?
by Peter Laurenson October 30, 2013
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