maslow mong

To go against maslow's hierachy of needs in favor of a much more alluring item/ need. To go on a soul searching trip of lifetime at 19 when you can't afford a can of beans. To use all your money to buy a materialistic item rather than the essentials.

Jerry bought a sports car and now he lives in his sports car. He is happy, Jerry is a maslow mong.

by Deadslowahead October 19, 2018

Quotes mong

An estimator/ quotes man that no matter how easy you make the job or give the full details and part numbers they still fuck it up beyond the realm of reality.

Hi mate heres the parts i need with the manufacturer codes. Umm is this the suppliers code or manufacturer code and whats the part you need. Wow your a quotes mong

by Leadengineer April 28, 2021

mong nonce

A sexual predator who only has sexual interest in a mong a person with ( Down syndrome )

Linda: I’m surprised to find out your a mong nonce and have been sentenced to imprisonment.

Christopher: Yes unfortunately I was court being a mong nonce Lina.

by Gutterpress February 18, 2022

Mini Mong

When you havent got enough time to mong, but really need one. A very small mong that can last at little as ten minutes. Very refreshing and can have one anywhere really.

Ive got an hour break before my next lesson, fancy a mini mong?

by boon:noob November 22, 2009

Mong Child

Callum Davidson

You're a mong child

by Uddlepuppy January 20, 2017

Computer Mong

A person that spends most of their time on a computer (gaming) and does not the know any different. Does not have the ability to socialize with another human being.

Dave: Yo John, do you know whether George can come out or not? Nah George is a computer Mong.

by Lukeyjoe May 9, 2021

Ming Mong

Someone who is stupid and ugly at the same time

That person is such a ming mong.

by RollingJovi January 25, 2021