Molest a Redhead Day

This holiday takes place January 8th. Please don't take advantage of the redhead. Seriously, dont.

Guy 1: oh look its January 8th!
Guy 2: its national molest a redhead day!
Guy 1: what.
Guy 2: Do you know a redhead I can...talk...too?
Guy 1: seek help

by Anonymous folk January 08, 2024

micro molest

When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you

I love being micro molested by Microsoft

by DerekLombardi July 10, 2015

Molesticate

Getting an animal comfortable with humans to the point said animal willingly has sex with people and enjoys doing so.
(This is a joke so do not take it seriously)

I am in love with my pet beaver and I have to molesticate him so that we can get married.

by Djentile March 11, 2019

Unlike A Child Molestation

Randall James Bowker (On the other hand)

Hym "Will sign an affidavit confirming that this began when Jeremy Horn showed up at Wendy's and had nothing to do with me threatening kids. They proceeded to harass me for months and Randy himself did so sexually by say my dick was too small. Which he did again at Kwik Trip. They sign the affidavit now. This is a new a new condition that I will not negotiate. I'm done letting 3rd parties obfuscate what's happening here and the fuck ass judges need to be done with it too. So, unlike a child molestation, this is absolutely necessary."

by Hym Iam June 08, 2025

#Molester

#Molester is a phrase or what people call a rapist or your grandpa, and even your mom’s or dad's dad. #Molester is the most common phrase people use for their grandfather or shady uncle, but you might call yours “Guncle”

Girl1: You remember that man from yesterday, #Molester

Girl2: Really, is that why he adked for your emergency contact list

Girl1: he now drives a windowless van

by Yung Lice March 14, 2019

Retardation Molestation

When "Private investigator" assholes cross white lines.

That girl was hurt by a group of retardation molestation.

by iblamethelaptop April 25, 2016

Standard child molestation vehicle

Squad car for the police in opposition to the $500 shit box I could get free for copper poisoning for their abuse in the Guelph police service canines

They raped me at 12 of my childhood education and 16 of my childhood home and children standard child molestation vehicles are disgusting menace to society

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022