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moderation

The trait of lessening love at first sight in severity and intensity, so as not to disrupt the day to day life of another. Also, see sexy.
Pantyless cowgirls will not flee if taken in moderation!
by Ms K January 8, 2009
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Moderate Christian

Someone who doesn't believe anything in the bible, doesn't go to church, sins on a regular basis, but believes god exists anyway. Pretty much an atheist who hasn't read the bible or ever considered that their parents lied to them.
Atheist: Have you actually read the bible?
Moderate Christian: No, but my priest said it was a good book because it says we shouldn't kill people or steal things.
Atheist: It also says you should beat your slaves and rape a virgin to make her your wife. Plus, every culture in existence has had provisions against killing and stealing.
Moderate Christian: It's my belief, you intolerant Atheist! You're so intolerant. Why can't you let me believe what I want? You're always coming to my door, buying tv networks, and teaching little kids that they will suffer forever if they aren't atheists.

(Agnostic joins in): Yeah you atheists are so intolerant. You can't prove there isn't a god.
Atheist: I wasn't trying to. I was only saying the bible is a pretty bad book; it condones slavery, rape, and mass murder.
Agnostic: INTOLERANT!!!!
by 666dmetal666 January 27, 2012
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Naked Molerat

When a man skins of the foreskin on his penis and scrotum area, then soaks it in water until wrinkled. He then inserts his penis into a woman's asshole after she takes a crap and doesn't wipe.
Dave totally Naked Molerat-ed Jenny after she was trying to do a Dirty Sanchez.
by The Naked Newfag June 23, 2011
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Discord Trial Moderator Day

December 19th is Discord Trial Moderator Day, they Day that any Trial Moderator will be ascended to Moderator and are allowed to harass, warn and mute any member they want and no one can do anything about it. During this day the already existing Moderators will guide the Trial Moderators, now official Moderators, into the ways of simping for egirls.
Man Discord Trial Moderator Day is tomorrow and I can't wait to be ascended to Moderator and simp for egirls.
by Ferdex December 18, 2020
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moderate

A puppet of Corporate America who gains popularity under the guise of being centrist or bipartisan.
Health Insurance lobbyists pay moderates thousands of dollars to obstruct health care reform legislation.
by FaithInTheSystem February 20, 2010
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MOHEKAN

a fuckin gangsta ass gangsta who wqill fuck anyone up cause we are in a tribe we have tribal ceremonies and surf liek mo fos
oh shit look hes got a green bandana he must be a mohekan runnnnn
by jordanad July 1, 2005
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Gamefaqs moderator

People who work for the moderation of threads and regulate order at gamefaqs dot com
I am a gamefaqs moderator regardless of your opinion on the matter, we don't allow the term to be used in that manner here.
Yeah, umm. Not gonna happen.
I am always right.
It doesn't matter what you think.
I don't care that your argument is valid.
by Thetruth01 October 13, 2012
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