mister puberty

1.someone whose voice cracks unintentionally at any given moment.
the state, or the illusion of being in the midst of pubescence.
note: has nothing to do with age or gender

2.anyone who has just inhaled helium

3.someone actually going through puberty and who advertises this by wearing pants that are too short and not shaving their incoming scruff.

hey doll, its zach. Call(two octaves higher) *cough cough* me when you get this message.

why certainly, mister puberty.

by my uterus and i September 26, 2005

Miserable Coffee

A cup of coffee, usually Maxwell House, that is drunk in a miserable; sad and depressing, cold situation, to either make the situation either less or even more miserable.

Ugh, what a morning, I'm gonna go get another cup of miserable coffee.

by T405ED March 9, 2009

miserbration

Celebrating a miserable event

"This is a miserbration of my finger joint injury. 6 months today - cheers!" (Jude Gibson, 18th September 2014)

by Gerry Crabbe September 18, 2014

Mister Clunge

"Mister Clunge" - an old fashioned snooker term

He was playing snooker and missed the pink and got the brown - Mister Clunge mate

by Anthony Sparkes July 2, 2016

Mister Fantastic

A marvel superhero who is great in bed and can stretch his weiner to unimaginable places and give any woman unlimited pleasure. That is until he went to jail for accidentally suffocating his wife by sticking his Mr. Stretchy into her ass and making it come out of her mouth.

Mister Fantastic knows how to pleasure a women more than Gene Simmons

by Jimmy1996 September 26, 2017

miserable fucking prick

A person that has no moral understanding. An ass hat. Someone that parks like a schmuck and doesn't apologize. Worse than a miserable prick.

Someone that lives at 11900 Champion Lake

This miserable fucking prick blocked my car.

by Justletmepark May 29, 2018

Mister Clark

He Is a teacher/Rapist at Piedmont Lakes Middle School that if you do anything slightly wrong he will see you "After Class" Which normally involves him anally Fisting you putting a strap on on with no lube once you see him once you can never go back (Only sees boys "After class" btw)

Kid 1 Whose your 3 period
Kid 2 Mister Clark
Kid 1 Rip you virginity
Kid 2 wait what

by Deafaultino May 3, 2019